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Анеки
« : 22 Июня 2009, 14:15:22 »
Мед институт, факультет гинекологии. Профессор студентам-первокурсникам:
- У каждого должна быть любимая девушка. Домашние задания без этого вы
  сделать не сможете.
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Re: Анеки
« Reply #1 : 13 Июля 2009, 12:59:26 »
Милые девушки, если ваш молодой человек говорит вам, что в постели вы как бревно, скажите пусть этот дятел ищет себе другое дупло.
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Re: Анеки
« Reply #2 : 13 Июля 2009, 13:00:11 »
Психиатр беседует с пациенткой:
- А почему вы не купите себе сотовый телефон?
Пациентка:
- А вы думаете, мне приятно, когда женский голос говорит мне, что мой муж НЕ ДОСТУПЕН!
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Re: Анеки
« Reply #3 : 13 Июля 2009, 13:01:59 »
Москва, по большому счету, - маленький город. Большим он станет, когда калужско-рижская линия метро соединит Калугу и Ригу.
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Re: Анеки
« Reply #4 : 13 Июля 2009, 13:05:38 »
- На какую городскую службу резко увеличивается нагрузка в минуты телерекламы?
- На канализацию.
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Re: Анеки
« Reply #5 : 11 Мая 2010, 05:49:02 »
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Re: Анеки
« Reply #6 : 01 Июня 2010, 07:23:05 »
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Re: Анеки
« Reply #7 : 13 Июня 2010, 04:26:26 »
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Re: Анеки
« Reply #8 : 03 Июля 2010, 07:20:07 »
BOSTON (MarketWatch) -- The counter-revolution is underway.

The G-20 calls for members to slash their budget deficits. The U.S. Senate ices further aid for the unemployed. The head of the Business Roundtable slams President Obama for undermining American capitalism. Wall Street succeeds in watering down reform.

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Here are the three biggest economic myths -- the things everything thinks they know about the economy that just ain't so.

Myth 1: Unemployment is below 10%

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That rate right now is 16.6%, just below its recent high and twice the level it was a few years ago

And even that may not tell the full story. Many people have simply dropped out of the labor force statistics.

Consider, for example, the situation among men of prime working age. An analysis of data at the U.S. Labor Department shows that there are 79 million men in America between the ages of 25 and 65. And nearly 18 million of them, or 22%, are out of work completely. (The rate in the 1950s was less than 10%.) And that doesn't even count those who are working part-time because they can't get full-time work. Add those to the mix and about one in four men of prime working age lacks a full-time job.

Dean Baker, economist at the Center for Economic and Policy Research in Washington, D.C., says the numbers may be even worse than that. His research suggests a growing number of men, especially in deprived, urban and minority neighborhoods, have vanished from the statistical rolls altogether.

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Meanwhile, federal spending, about 25% of the economy this year, is expected to fall to about 23% by 2013. In 1983, under Ronald Reagan, it hit 23.5%. In the early 1990s it was around 22%. Some socialism.
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What about the rest of the budget? It's jumped from around 7% of GDP a few years ago to about 10% now. Out of control? It's been in the 6% to 9% range for decades. It's forecast to fall to about 8% again in a few years.

So much for a revolution. But here comes the counter-revolution just the same.

The three biggest lies about the economy
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